Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Frank Chimes In

Not to be outdone, Frank decided to add his own rhyme to the mix - sent on the heels of Tony's message on May 4th, 2008.

Such wisdom Tony chose to impart
We eat, we drink, we smoke and we fart,
We tell our jokes on Thursday night,
You know, it really feels right.

Objections for our tent of meeting
Some ideas do seem fleeting
Now our colleague Dr. Clark.
Claims the backyard is too dark.

Other folks, they won't come
Makes him feel like a bum.
Now we cater to the crowd
Meet somewhere that does get loud

Let's not get mad and in a lather
What's the reason for us to gather
But to enjoy our fellowship.
What the heck happened to our Chip?

Tres Hombres, Melange or Callahan's
The State got us with their smoking bans
Or Frank's backyard with smoking tent.
'member BBQ'n where we went?

Where shall we go, what's our solution
Some consider cigars the big pollution
Smoke outside far from the table
Involved conversation, we're not able

Watch the waitress bring us beer
Frank says, "You don't get that here."
We eat good and it is free
Then out back we have to pee

What we do is anyone's guess
I don't mind to clean the mess
Go to the tavern pay the price
Think I've said that twice or thrice

Stay at home and smoke cigar
Spend my money at some bar
Have a talk or fight with Pepper
Hang with Terry be a stepper

What to do let me know
If I don't like it I will go.

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