Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Depressed Men

Submitted by Terry Clark on 12/16/08 2:31am

In Carbondale town
A group of strange men,
From all callings and all walks of life,
Met every week
To pray and to speak
And after to drink and to smoke.

Now wives and girlfriends
Disapproved of their plans,
And worked conspiratorially to thwart ‘em.
The sisters laughed gaily
and conspired daily
To frustrate their boys’ intentions.

Yes, girls will be girls,
but boys will be boys
And boys are much smarter by far:
They can pee in a cup,
or pee standing up,
And will do what they want in the end.

So, this crazed group of brothers
Agreed wives are not mothers
and voted to meet when they pleased
So on Thursdays they prayed,
told jokes drank and smoked,
And staggered home next Friday morning.

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